Thursdays hid-N-gems

August 28th, 2008

Solange: The uglier, grouchier Knowles.

Prepare for 90 minutes of awkwardness!

Here’s a list of fun Marathons to watch Monday(Labor Day)

Matthew McConaughey’s Dad Died In Bed!

August 28th, 2008

And I’m not talking about in his sleep either! Proving that the crazy apple doesn’t fall far from the crazy tree; Matthew McConaughey’s mom Kay, is holding nothing back in her new book I Amaze Myself. Kay McConaughey dishes on such topics as Matthew conception, to the death of her husband - during sex!

Kay tells Us,

“I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing,” she says. “But it was just the best way to go!”

I guess there are worse ways to go, like while watching Fools Gold, or Failure to Launch?  With Matthew’s bazaar shenanigans and Kay’s book; Matt’s baby-momma, Camila Alves, must be wondering what she shacked-up into???

Kay McConaughey’s memoir of things we didn’t need to know, is available online.

Wednesdays hid-N-gems

August 27th, 2008

What ever happened to California’s three-strikes law???

Britney may be out at the VMA’s, but this train-wreck may be in!?!

Meet Lindsay Lohan’s 24 year old, soon to be step-mom!

Separated at Birth: Obama Assassins

August 27th, 2008

Of course woudbe Obama assassins Tharin Gartrell and Nathan Johnson posed “no credible threat“, . . .

. . . when  you look just like Vanilla Ice  and ‘The New Guy’  DJ Qualls

Tuesdays hid-N-gems

August 26th, 2008

Mario Lopez gets another hosting gig!

Is the new 90210 too racy for kids?  -  series star thinks so!

24 star, ” I Am Paid Too Much.”

More Catwoman Rumors

August 26th, 2008

Take this story with a grain of salt, . . . or catnip? The latest round of Batman-sequel rumors pegs pop icon Cher as the Catwoman. Just a few weeks ago the buzz was about Angelina Jolie as the frisky feline.

According to the Telegraph,  ‘Dark Knight’ director Chris Nolan wants to portray Catwoman as “a vamp in her twilight years.”

Portaying a cat on her ninth live seem right up the 62 year olds alley. Known for dating young men, Cher keeps her cougar claws sharp. If she gets the role, I bet she would want to wear some atrocious Bob Mackie designed costume?

And if it doesn’t work out, she still has her decade-long farewell tour to fall back on!

Mondays hid-N-gems

August 25th, 2008

American Idol adds a permanent 4th Judge!

What do you think of the latest Dancing With the Stars lineup?

A former Batman in Toy Story 3?

Johnny Depp in Concert

August 25th, 2008

International movie star Johnny Depp is reported to reunite with his old band The Kids for a two night benefit show.

The concerts will take place at Club Cinema in Pompano Beach, Florida - August 29th and 30th. I wonder if Johnny will break out in any Cry Baby songs?

For being in his mid-40’s, Johnny still seems to be a kid at heart.

Fun fact about the above drawing: A few months back, Johnny and his longtime girlfriend, Vanessa Paradise, were rumored to be getting married; they didn’t get married and I never liked the drawing. I still don’t like the drawing but do to lack of sleep, its on the site!

“Celebrity” Boxing

August 24th, 2008

And people wonder why Lindsay Lohan ended up in rehab? Lindsay’s pa, or should I call him southpaw, wants to get in the boxing ring with alimony loving Kevin Federline. For “charity”, of course.

Lohan tells OK!, “Everyone wants me to fight K-fed because he’s a notorious celebrity dad and so am I.”
Michael’s got the ”notorious” part right, but he throws around the word ‘celebrity’ about as freely as his right hook, em sure!
K-Fed has not responded to Michael’s desperate attempt for publicity-yet!
Who do you think would win in a fight between these two? Federline has the youth, Lohan has the prison experience; it’s a tough call. But since this fight would go striaght to the video bargain-bin, they both lose!

Mystery Solved

August 23rd, 2008

Gary Busey teeth 

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Nick Nolte mugshot

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